#it is true that a lot of wild canine ‘mons are NOT as aggressive as the media portrays them
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“most wild canine Pokémon are viscous and attack people” is actually just statistical error. The chances of getting attacked by say, a wild Lycanroc unprovoked, are extremely slim. Zacian, the batshit knife dog who lives in the woods and wakes up everyday choosing violence, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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#sorry Blake I’m slandering your dog /j#Zacian is great I promise#she’s just. slice first ask questions later y’know?#anyways#it is true that a lot of wild canine ‘mons are NOT as aggressive as the media portrays them#that wild Houndoom is 95% likely more scared of you than you are of it#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#pokeblog rp#pokemon#pokemon rp#rival hop#⚔️Zacian
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